However, later on he shows remorse for the way he broke up with him, and partially takes the blame for their problems by saying my insanity scared him right the fuck off. He and Jane have both said they are unable to tell whether or not they are completely over him. The other people representing universes that he had only caught a glimpse of finally faded into nothingness. TT That is the same as the birth of life and the birth of thought. Roxy frequently refers to him to things like SUCH a gay dude and has mentioned him being a guy who dont like girls, though he said that he finds the label of "gay" antediluvian, basically meaning old-fashioned, and that the term is a nuanced topic. Dirk: Answer. CG He stated in in one conversation that (he'd) probably run (his) sword through (his) own dick before (he) could bring (himself) to kill Roxy. You, a 18 year old had just started a new year of school. Dirk is aware that they are not actual brothers, instead being related through an esoteric process of genetic reamalgamation. ==> ==> Be Dirk. The minimized Morlock looked like he had been drawn by filling in squares of graph paper and he could not even speak. [A6A6I5] ====> (2 pp.) Dirk's symbol also relates to Dave's in that they are both the only two-colour symbols of any characters, except for the cherubs (though Dave's may not count because its secondary colour is black, which appears on all Kid symbols). GG In, the breakneck whiplash of a reveal that is Meat!Dirk's. And then the combatants being above that, As well as having Meta-hax. - He would send most of his body into a virtual alternate dimension and reform his body with mana. 6 + Follow - Unfollow 4px arm (Classic) Background ~Ultimate Dirk Strider~ EclipseWarning. The VG Resource. That gives the characters deviant personalities that would be unthinkable with normal humans. Or are you doomed to succumb to manipulation? CowboysDay 7. As with Dave before him, he seems to have had a strained relationship with his Bro, who died in the 21st century as a resistance fighter against the Baroness. AC Ultimate Dirk VS Akuto Sai Everyone knows who is the one telling this story. If you're here to have fun don't download him. On Earth, his waking self is also knocked out by the blow, presumably because of his consciousness being divided between his two selves, and drops Lil Cal into the sea below. She's quite sure that when Lord English arrives in the Candy timeline, he will be far too weak to take on her, even on his best day. The shape of his hair, meanwhile, forms the silhouette of a bird, much like Dave's; the silhouette of a bird in flight can also be seen in the light orange section of his hat symbol. ==> (2 pp.) Hiroshi frowned and Bouichirou corrected him. In this work of fanfiction, presented for your reading pleasure on Archive of Our Own dot org (and I do mean pleasure, you sickos), I, Ultimate Dirk Strider, engage in assorted narcissistic debaucheries with my own hilariously awful alternate universe doppelganger. Despite Dave and Karkat's efforts, she becomes President of Earth C. However, she is later forced to win the election legitimately, thanks to Jasprosesprite^2. Thank you so much! ), you find yourself in the middle of the ocean with no memory, no idea where you are, and no one to help. Discussion threads involving Dirk Strider, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. However, that shout did not reach the real world. After ascending to the God tiers, Dirk and Roxy are encountered by the Condesce herself. To understand, we'll have to consult a poet who's of the devil's part: John Milton. You find an unconscious Dave Strider in a desolate street and he crashes at your place. [A6A6I5] ====> (9 pp.) Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide. Although, if that is true. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/HomestuckPostCanon. You would love to fall for him over and over again. Dirk coerces her into ascending into her Ultimate Self, her consciousness abandoning her physical body and needing to be transplanted into a robot while her mortal coil is kept on life support. Roxy: Answer (2 pp.) Oh god. WK See a recent post on Tumblr from @meloncoolie about ult dirk. Her Alterna self put down Karkat's ancestor's religion and rebellion and now she's second in command in Karkat's rebellion. Even him dying just causes more problems with everyone since Jane, despite finally throwing Gamzee out on his ass, uses his death as an excuse to further her own xenophobia. Even for her own good. He also has shown admiration for her in this conversation with Jane, explaining how he is proud of her and how she's probably stronger than the other three of them put together. Confirmation about infinite amount of parallel dimensions: Having all these different worlds is confusing. Pesterlogs If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Rivals of Aether. After Roxy's persistent behavior and Arquiusprite's words of wisdom, he allows Roxy to kiss him, physically turning him into a trickster. After a little practice, he learned how to be awake there while awake [on Earth] too. However, he isn't the world's best multi-tasker, causing him to zombie the fuck out whenever he concentrates on things happening dream-side. I see. Tech-Hop and is fully aware of Ultimate!Dirk's powers over the narrative. The demon king had been meant to reveal the falsehood of the world, to transcend death, and to bring the computer gods and mankind to the true world. He also happens to already be high as a kite. At some point in his childhood he came into contact with the alien Calliope, who, in order to facilitate his and Roxy's communication with their two friends hundreds of years in the past, provided them both with a version of Pesterchum with time-locked Trollian technology embedded. He talks to Arquiusprite to attempt to figure out the situation in the alpha session. Jake English, on the other hand, made a very simple wish: He wanted to be a hero. It's really late and you should both be asleep. (2 pp.) He goes on to call Jake the only viable romantic target for him out of their group, and suggests that may be the reason for his infatuation with him. Specially . Let's talk about Dirk Strider, and the Ultimate Self. Dirk, the manipulator of timelines, the one man who took control of the narrative to begin a new session, an unstoppable force, was losing at Chess to a Lord English Wannabe. Slashes the UI in half with his Katana, which is a tear in the narrative (BFR). [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====> (15 pp. no capitals, but otherwise proper grammar. He allowed Caliborn to beat him up to protect the other alphas. Due to the incredible support of the community, we've raised US$252,343.98 with an average donation of $32.14, and added 6450 new members this drive. Dave's Bro - Pre-scratch selfDave Strider - Adoptive "older brother"/ancestor, genetic sonRose Lalonde - Genetic daughterLil Hal - Mental clone It can be said that Dirk is Caliborn's obvious favourite out of all the humans. More kickin' rad subtleties than can be spelled out, yo. Dirk probably has the most strained, terse relationship with his sprite out of any of the alpha kids due to his dislike of himself. R2: With an unequalized cosmology. His megalomania and self-hatred make it impossible for him to not attempt to feed his ego. Dirk arrives at Roxy's room, where he leaves Squarewave to take care of Roxy's entry. She is also the only one he talks to in crypt conversations after Trickster mode, where they reconcile, looking back on the events of their session so far and seeming to distract each other from the impending death and ascension to god tier that awaits them. At the start of their adventure, he is shown to be concerned for her well being as the heiress to Crockercorp. The story of interference from outside the universe was centered on not perceiving the world as fictional. That ending would be the end of reality. The Models Resource. Monika (DDLC) VS Ult. As I reached out to grab it and try to pull it from the ground, a voice yelled over the pounding of the rain. A high-rise apartment in the middle of the ocean (Formerly Houston, Texas) What you referred to as outside the universe and non-virtual alternate dimensions are the same thing. I felt as if I had seen the true nature of the story. He might've been the biggest threat in canon, but in the epilogues, he was taken out only a third of the way into Meat. How long it feels to them is not exactly precised. TG the silliest of sillies. and i guess you can think of it as an excuse, but thats only if you dont make the effort to start trying to fix yourself. So he asks for the power to rewrite reality, not knowing the Pandora's box of meta-narrative horror he's about to plunge himself and everyone he knows into. This is further indicated by the Credits, when they form the Consort Kingdom with Gcatavrosprite, and when they engage in practice fisticuffs with Sawtooth, Squarewave, and a new robot resembling Lord English. With not much else to do, why not tell this mysterious figure everything he knows about his alternate selves. Act 6 Act 5: 16 Earth yearsCredits: 20 Earth years, Dave Strider - Adoptive "older brother"/ancestor, genetic sonRose Lalonde - Genetic daughterLil Hal - Mental clone, Orange HatBattle BrotocolAnbroids V2.0Whistling JackhammerTime on My SideAustin, AtlantisDespotStressMiasmajestySweet Dreams, TimaeusMoonsetterBeatupStride, Act 6 Act 1 Jane: Answer Strider. A high-rise apartment in the middle of the ocean. He takes her advice to make [his] presence known after the murder of the Hegemonic Brute seriously, leading to his uprising on Derse. However, he has shown remorse for the way he did it later. (2 pp.) I do not mean the mathematical concept of infinity. That means they are not harmed by physical impacts that would kill a normal person and they occasionally use supernatural powers. uu: Jeer future Dirk. AG Puppets, robots, irony, philosophy, mythology, horses/ponies, robo deathmatches, katanas, rapping, artificial intelligence [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) Tbh this is more fun then any version on Ronled. having sex with Rose to give her a child to raise, considering Yiffany, does have a canine penis. Now that my memories have returned, I have taken a fairly long time to write the story of Sai Akutos life that will end the story. The Sounds Resource. You don't know how to use a bong. Dirk: Answer. - [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) Akuto creates a story with infinite amount of things in it as well as proof that they are causally disconnected: To keep the story more flat, he prepared an infinite surface, chairs, a table, drinks, and a few fruits. Like Luigi Galleani she writes in emotive and powerful language- a far cry from the formulaic and cold prose . What if heaven or hell actually existed? [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) First, the characters that have left their physical bodies become the protagonists. @a_random_user: not a smart idea. [A6A6I5] ====> (9 pp.) (This is a collection of oneshot mini comics. For all his superficial similarities to his son, Dirk also has a lot in common with his daughter Rose, sharing her level of literacy and verbosity. learned how to be awake there while awake [on Earth] too. Please see the. (We also accept donations year-round, so you are able to donate whenever is convenient for you.). Oh well, definitely totally proofread this before I posted it (no I fucking didn't). uu: Jeer future Dirk. Even that was enough to create a story, but it would keep the story to a minimum. Ultimate Dirk, while exploring the outer reaches of canon, encounters an inexplicable void. WQ Computer Gods infinite computational power and abstract existence: The gods have a will of their own, but they do not possess a body. Its as if it were made for us. ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 2 [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) Afterwards, Dave brought him back to the victory platform and Jane later revived him. i guess. bladekind, puppetkind, fncysntakind While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Dirk? He said softly, his hands wringing anxiously at his shirt as he waited for a response. ==> ==> (11 pp.) Adds a storyteller of Ultimate Dirk Strider from Homestuck 2 and the homestuck epilogues, Dirk has a particular affinity towards combat and an antagonist, leading to negative events happening more often than positive ones, with a particular fondness towards raids. Don't discuss illegal activity in the comments. It is the ideal, the source of hope and beauty. [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide. Considered as a bigger threat than Lord English. It makes Jake unpredictable, impossible to truly control and if there's anything Dirk doesn't know how to cope with, it's that. He has made a few attempts to test the waters and see if Caliborn would consider reconciling with Calliope, but without much success. But most of all, I hate you for having what I can't have. As he attempts to leave the dream bubble, Dirk finds he cannot leave it, so he throws Roxy out of the bubble instead, while he is awoken by Aranea Serket's powers. Dirk Strider / Ultimate Dirk. Only Akuto and Bouichirou remained at the table. This is a page for tropes concerning characters and their iterations introduced in the "Post-Canon" era of Homestuck, starting with The Homestuck Epilogues and moving into Homestuck^2. Dirk Strider ok so you, reader, date Dave and karkat but dirk is like madly in love with you and you think hes a fucking creep but no one finds this weird except your husbands ??? ""[ 2016 | @Anuyushi]. (Huge Thanks to @aslanZounder for the art work in Part one!). This god tier masterpiece can kill cosmic diety fox. This helps Meat Dirk to achieve his Ultimate Self and seize control of the Narrative. ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4 [A6A6I4] ====> (5 pp. Hello, Guest! He has been using his dream self to gather information on Derse, and to watch over Roxy's sleepwalking dream self. Akuto thought about Bouichirous analysis. He only shows his hand halfway into, Ultimate Self Dirk is an incredibly powerful. He doesn't finish ripping Aranea's soul out of her body, and she recovers completely. (34 pp.) and see into the internet infinite ocean of possibility and everything that can happen as it has been written, and it if has been written then he can read it. This discomfort came from Jake feeling like Dirk was being too overbearing as a boyfriend; Erisolsprite described their relationship as a TRAINWRECK of a mate2priit2hiip. Only once you inform the higher being and create an enclosure within a single universe can you make a clear distinction between the three. Whenever I tried to write a light story such as that, I would be overcome by a slump. Music [A6A6I5] ====> (6 pp.) More proof on alternate worlds/dimensions + R>F layers: Whether or not deathis fictional? asked Yuuko. (2 pp.) Roxy: Answer (2 pp.) Dirk needs a ship to jettison off into space for endless villain misadventures as his new Ultimate self. In the Heir of Void's hand, is a silver platter. When asked to play a game, Dirk immediately agrees, draws/animates 25 pieces of art for him, and expresses disappointment when Caliborn calls game over. Sulmona. This mirrors Dave's own reluctance at the idea of meeting Dirk. I want to free them from the stories. We have moved to a new external forum hosted at https://vsbattles.com. Dirk in his tank top with Squarewave shoes. (5 pp.) First Appearance Age uu: Jeer Past Dirk. After all, the weak stories existed there in addition to the strong stories that attempted take the lead. Dirk attempts to aggress her, but is suddenly obstructed by Jade Harley, who gives him a hook to the lips and teleports him away to the Furthest Ring, the same way she did with Jack Noir. Emphasized in, Ultimate!Dirk to become the villain of the narrative to retain relevance. He and Jake were revealed to be dating for some months after entering the medium, but when the story resumed from their perspective, Jake was shown to feel uneasy about the relationship. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson", Due to the incredible support of the community, we've raised US$252,343.98 with an average donation of $32.14, and added 6450 new members this drive. "I thought this planet was gonna be a snoozefest desert devoid of both agency and fun, but I am honestly having a great time. He stood beneath the ruins of a statue of Yaldabaoth as John approached him, seeking to find answers as to what had happened. [A6A6I5] ====> (2 pp.) By the time she gets to Harry's house in. I dont just want to save the beings inside me. Is brainwashed and kidnapped by Dirk near the end of Meat, forcing the remaining heroes to embark to rescue her. The birth of the universe resembled the birth of stories. Not once every few hours like you are doing now. Strife specibi )Act 6 Act 5 Act 2 ==> (12 pp. For information regarding the procedure that needs to be exactly followed to register there, please click here. You live in a fiction yet you hate fiction. Dirk Strider is the post-scratch incarnation of Dave 's Bro. Act 6/16/26/36/5 6/6 Act 6 Act 1 Jane: Answer Strider. What if the life of this world itself is fictional? You bring Dirk a coffee after a long day's work. Then what was the world? When Aranea activates Jake's Page of Hope powers, his belief in Dirk causes the mind splinter to become real. [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) We only know there are likely an infinite number. Then again a week later. [A6A6I1] ====> (5 pp.) The Textures Resource. that's the story. Gives one to Terezi, but perishes halfway through it. It didn't quite work. But at the same time, the world was an absolute truth from inside that fiction. . I was dared to do this by someone and I've never written with this character before but I hope you enjoy it. Eventually becomes one to Hussie himself once he's Ultimate Dirk, serving as an interactive author figure in conflict with most of the characters. His dream self on Derse has apparently been awake for years, much like Dave's was, although Dave was not aware of it. From the inside, it was truth. Maybe a second chapter if I dont get distracted, | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, a stupid discord server hey yall hows it going, you and dirk live in the same apartment building. Upon being confronted by trickster Jake's proposal to group marry him and once engaging in a failed version of trickster mode himself, Dirk breaks up with Jake. I mean an infinitely dense infinity. )Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4 [A6A6I4] ====> (5 pp. inspire. Maybe it was because the Witch of Time managed to break the rules of timelines themselves.