Woodchuck Todd The Accelerated Velocity of Terminological Inexactitude. Release Dates : Bye now Rosemary While this one may not have the fully realized characters of the Hughes films, it actually takes things a step further in its commentary on many topics: family life, parenting, religious zealotry, rumor-mongering and the public education system. Olive: I dont think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut. I was just hoping that maybe you could do the same for me? Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. I kind of hate me, too. Rosemary No, there's no argument, it's there. : A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes. His choice? But no, John Hughes did not direct my life. I'm hearing things Olive Penderghast : I can assure you; I won't. Brandon Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. : [On webcam] Olive Penderghast Totally. [Olive looks at the condoms] : Can I help you with something? And the whack pack just gets bigger and bigger. I meant about Gibbons' being a fascist. Wait! But its so hard, its so hard because they keep doing it, over and over again. Woodchuck Todd : Here you go. Olive: Oh, its nothing. : Chip : You can have them when you get taller. bit of an understatement, guvnor! Olive Penderghast : [to Olive] How's it going? Rosemary Who told you? : : Rosemary Marianne Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast [her online report] Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. Dill Olive (Emma Stone): Ironically, we were studying The Scarlet Letter, but isnt that always the way? Theres something else you should know. Olive: (Responds in Southern accent) Oh, happy day, Mama! Olive Penderghast No, honey. Hello? : : A big old s. [Sarcastically imitates laughing] I'm not proud of this. Unmatched by anything you have heretofore experienced including cake. Not that it's any of your busniess, trollop, but he is here by choice. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper. : : Olive Penderghast No, he told me the truth. Unavailable on an ad-supported plan due to licensing restrictions. But you're much smarter than I am so you'll come out of this much better than I did. 20% off of Bath and Body Works. [During an appointment with Olive] : : Olive Penderghast Yeah, I know that. Rhiannon Rhiannon : : [about the rumors that she punched Nina] Olive: I told everyone! He said something about askin' for your hand in marriage! I didnt until I was 14 and nor did Olive. Part Five: Olive Penderghast My name is an anagram for "I love". : Ohhhhh, burn! Mostly guys. 20 INT. : Olive Penderghast Brandon : It was just that a lot of people had been asking me to do things and I thought it was okay, because it wasn't real. There's a young man here to see you. Hate, Mad, World. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Paying me to lie for you, and calling me every name in the book. Olive Penderghast : 15 Emma Stone Won The Role From A Skype Audition Unable to attend auditions in person, Emma Stone scheduled a video call and performed Olive's monologue from the opening webcam scene. Raise the roof. Who gives a rats ass? Preferably to The Gap, but Id also take Amazon.com, or OfficeMax. (points to the sky) His. You know, I dated a homosexual once. [to herself] NO, I don't like that! I started piling on lie after lie. Mrs. Griffith [runs into Anson, outside] Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Mrs. Griffith (Lisa Kudrow): Im the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes. Dill I slept with a whole bunch of people. Listening to me pretend to have sex with Brandon. : Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. I was looking forward to putting all this behind me - I had done the crime, I was going to do the time. Emma Stone had a 14-hour day of simply staring at a camera doing every single webcam and narration scene for the entire movie. : Martin himself seemed impressed, although he may have been a little shocked . No dating for you, young lady. High School Student It was like setting up Jenga. Only by marriage. It wasn't the left tit? : Easy A is known by many as the film that shot actress Emma Stone into the big leagues. Rhiannon Don't you think it's a little strange that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school? Rhiannon: I want every detail, now shit face. Craig Gillespie made the unique decision to capture the memorable Cruella moment with a handheld camera that gives a close-up view of Emma Stone's face as her makeup bleeds and she delivers a . With an incontrovertible sense of humor. Its not really a term of endearment. [pretending to be freaking out] Just kidding! I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. Olive Penderghast Thought Catalog-ers and Easy A lovers, its your turn. A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. : If you're still with me - and I'm hoping most of you are - this bring us to part 4. : Olive Penderghast What? Olive Penderghast Course you will. Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth starting now. : [Cut to basketball game, last year] [Not caring] It's all I can afford. : Olive Penderghast That's the beauty of being a girl in high-school: people hear you had sex once and BAM - you're a bimbo. A gnome? Rhiannon Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive: Only by marriage. Olive Penderghast : Olive (Emma Stone): Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter," but isn't that always the way? Olive: Weve had nine classes together since Kindergarten ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didnt because you called it science fiction and refused to go. I want every detail now, shit-face. : It is updated for this generation of teens - replete with FaceBook, texting and webcam. We haven't talked in a while - how've you been, Brandon? Olive: He got a Coke Zero a-gain. Olive Penderghast Can you not see that I'm a mess? Woodchuck Todd Chip I don't think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? Rhiannon: Now youre a super slut like me. Here you go. : : I have been whoring around a lot. Ah, that Roman. : Olive Penderghast Woodchuck Todd Official Sites : Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter", but isn't that always the way? Because I was a s. : : And that would be that. : : Olive Penderghast Im adopted! You must be related to me. Michael P. Catanzarite . I might even lose my virginity to him. The illusion is shattered! It's partly because she's pretty and has perfect hair; but mostly because her parents let her have these huge parties every time she catches them "doing it" in the pool. What what's an anagram? Plus lets not forget I had the bbs of a pn star. Rosemary Nice! : : And not the good kind. Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me. : [about Olive's pretend tryst with Brandon], [after performing her song at the pep rally], [while Brandon and Olive are pretending to have sex in Melody Bostic's bedroom; he yells], Personal Favorites - Film / comfort movies. [Mocks interest] : Sign in to rate and Watchlist for personalized recommendations. Rosemary Brandon Olive Penderghast What? Just one good, imaginary boink! You're a slut. Oh my God! : It was make-believe and no one was getting hurt. Rhiannon Olive Penderghast Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. You know, the sad thing is, Evan, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes. I've been pretending to be a - how would one phrase it in Catholic words? Rosemary A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. : Dill Home Monologues Easy A (Rosemary): I had a similar situation when I was your age.

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